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Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 6th 06, 01:00 PM
Tim Bruening wrote:
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > >
> > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > >
> > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > >
> > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > >
> > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> >
> > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
>
> Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.

Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.

nemo
December 6th 06, 09:20 PM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ps.com...
> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > >
> > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > >
> > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > >
> > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > >
> > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > >
> > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> >
> > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
>
> Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
>

Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
impropaganda.

Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.

Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 6th 06, 11:42 PM
Tim Bruening wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > >
> > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > >
> > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > >
> > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> >
> > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
>
> Does it have a Turkey Club?

Ah, that's the key. Maybe a club foot sandwich.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 6th 06, 11:43 PM
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > > >
> > > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > > >
> > > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> > >
> > > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
> >
> > Does it have a Turkey Club?
>
> Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!

Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 6th 06, 11:46 PM
nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ps.com...
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > >
> > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > >
> > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > >
> > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > >
> > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> >
> > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
>
> Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
> impropaganda.

Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.

> Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.
>
> Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!

Panda: Not a proper gander.

nemo
December 7th 06, 01:03 PM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> nemo wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > >
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> > > >
> > > > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
> > >
> > > Does it have a Turkey Club?
> >
> > Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!
>
> Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.
>

I wouldn't dream of attacking Tony B'Liar with an axe. Strychnine in his
tea, yes, but not an axe. I might get blood on my clothes!

nemo
December 7th 06, 01:05 PM
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> nemo wrote:
> > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > ps.com...
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > > >
> > > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > > >
> > > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> > >
> > > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
> >
> > Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
> > impropaganda.
>
> Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.
>
> > Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.
> >
> > Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!
>
> Panda: Not a proper gander.
>
Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white
Chinese bears.

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 7th 06, 11:06 PM
nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > >
> > > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
> > > >
> > > > Does it have a Turkey Club?
> > >
> > > Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!
> >
> > Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.
>
> I wouldn't dream of attacking Tony B'Liar with an axe. Strychnine in his
> tea, yes, but not an axe. I might get blood on my clothes!

And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 7th 06, 11:08 PM
nemo wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > nemo wrote:
> > > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> > > ps.com...
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
> > > > >
> > > > > Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
> > > >
> > > > Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
> > >
> > > Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
> > > impropaganda.
> >
> > Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.
> >
> > > Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.
> > >
> > > Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!
> >
> > Panda: Not a proper gander.
> >
> Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white
> Chinese bears.

What happens when pandamonium breaks out?

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